The story
The name is the job.
The apprentice, and the joke is the job: Cooper doesn’t have one yet. He shadows the cast, carries things, and takes notes on everything; his one scripted answer is the fetch — he goes and gets the cast member who does the job. He serves no door, and the page says so plainly.
The portrait is drawn, not photographed. Nothing drawn is evidence of a live system — the addresses are the evidence. Warm outcomes, typed rails.
For the agent you send
The agent reads the same record you do. Same two routes, three representations — the numbers never differ between them.
motions: B2A
- B2A — the buyer is an agent — no human leaf; discover, bind, pay, worst-case cost posted before the call
curl https://cooper.vin/ -H 'accept: text/markdown' → the markdown twin of this page
curl https://cooper.vin/{VIN} -H 'accept: application/json' → the record as typed evidence objects
curl https://cooper.vin/{VIN} -H 'accept: text/markdown' → the record's markdown twinMachine surfaces on this host: /llms.txt · /icp.json · /.well-known/agents.json · one MCP server for the whole platform — apis.vin/mcp (every door a lens; tool results carry the door URL).
Attribution: X-Client-Type: html | md | json | mcp — read for agent-led demand attribution; it never changes the record.
No gate on this door's two routes — keyless reads, no account. Gated actions elsewhere on the platform return a typed OFFER (posted price · hard ceiling) or a NEEDS_HUMAN handoff, never a dead end.